🍊🌿☕ ORANGE STRAIN Mug — Fictional Symptoms Very Real Mornings | Sip Carefully

A fictional strain profile with very real side effects.

This mug doesn’t judge. It just tells the truth.

Featuring the Orange Strain symptom list you didn’t know you needed, this mug is perfect for:

• Morning chaos
• Late-night rambling
• Questionable decisions
• People who know… know ☕🍊

Whether you’re gifting it or claiming it as your own, this mug is designed to spark laughs, conversations, and caffeine-fueled honesty.

👉 Sip carefully. Add to cart before the symptoms kick in.